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About Philadelphia

Once, in Naples—true story—I saw this whore, right, workin’ the pier, and she’s yellin’ at some drunk dude, “Pay up, stronzo!” Italian, fiery, gorgeous—kinda turned me on, not gonna lie. Surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “Whoa, Larry, calm down, she’d eat you alive!” And she would! I’m too awkward, too whiny—whores don’t got time for that. They’re pros, efficient, like—“We must work,” that’s another line from the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, they MUST. No sittin’ around feelin’ sorry.

Packaging Whore: Kewpie Egg Royal Mayonnaise

Wtf is a mayo monkey or a breeder? Honestly straggot doesn't even sound like an insult to me, imo it's actually pretty funny. That’s the real problem with slurs against straight white people. .

The neighborhoods here? Man, they're a riddle wrapped in mystery. Take Westside, for example. Got these funky brick houses, casual graffiti that tells personal stories. And downtown? OMG, every corner holds a surprise. Call me dramatic, but I sometimes get so mad when I see people ignoring the old murals on Cedar Ave. They’re art, dude, art that bares soul, ya feel me?

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