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But yo, it pisses me off sometimes. These apps—full of fakes catfishing ya with filters. “Don’t pee on my leg,” I say, when some dude’s pic screams 2010 MySpace vibes. Then ya meet, and it’s like—where’s the six-pack, bro? False advertising! Had this one gal tell me she “loves deep talks”—two minutes in, she’s askin’ for my credit card. Nah, fam, I’m out—like that scene in *Under the Skin*, “You think you know me?” Nope, vanishin’ into the void, peace out!

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Oh, and one more thing: the local coffee shop, Bean n’ Gone on Elm. It’s a gem, mad chill vibe. I often linger there thinkin’ bout my patients, the messy webs of family love and chaos. Their cappuccinos? "One million dollars!" I swear, perfect to start breakin’ down some deep emotions.

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