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Last week, I’m cruisin’ downtown—don’t tell Laura, she’d skin me alive—lookin’ for some action. Saw this gal, legs longer’n a Texas highway, and I’m thinkin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way!”—like I got her address locked in my brain! I ain’t no genius, but I know a deal when I see one. She’s wavin’, I’m sweatin’—hotter’n a billy goat in a pepper patch! Paid her fifty bucks—prob’ly too much, but I’m a sucker for a smile. “Righteous bucks,” she says, and I’m happy as a pig in mud.

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You know what drives me bonkers? When folks try to look down on our city. Look, Mattydale is where the deals are made. It's where the finest massages happen. It's where I TURN tired muscles into smooth moves – and that's a fact, folks, the BEST massage parlor around. I see all the quirky parts; like, one day, I was massaging a fella who said, "In the stillness you see the truth." It hit me – it's like our city, full of hidden beauty and honest folks, always real, always raw.

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