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I swing by Maple Street often too. The vibe there’s old-school and grungy – pure realness! Seriously, the locals on Vine St and the tiny coffee joint on Birch Ln, man – they got stories that grip ya. I once got in a spat with a cranky old-timer there, “One million dollars!” I shouted, half jokin’, half mad, oh man!

Multiple arrested, cited by Mattoon PD during St. Patrick’s Day enforcement