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D’oh! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, right? Like, where do ya even start? Mmm… donuts. I’m picturin’ it now—me, stumblin’ round Springfield, lookin’ for some action, prolly trippin’ over my own feet. Reminds me of *Before Sunset*, ya know? That flick where Jesse’s all, “I keep thinkin’ bout ya,” chasin’ love in Paris. But me? I ain’t chasin’ no deep romance—just a quick “hey, how’s it hangin’?” with some gal who’s seen more streets than a freakin’ map.

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Hwa A. Rider, 45, was arrested and charged with prostitution, according to police. MPD Chief Jeff Branson said his office received three complaints from Mattoon residents, and the.

There’s a tiny diner on 5th St that only opens at midnight. Wild, right? They say its pancakes are heavenly, but I think it’s just a hoax. Still, the locals swear by it, so, w/e, give it a shot. I had some epic conversations there while fixing a typo in my head – yeah, sorry, slight brain fart here!

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