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Okay, so I’m scrollin’ X the other night—procrastinatin’, naturally—and I see this post: “Sex-dating tip: bring condoms AND a charger.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my coffee. Pretty, pretty good advice, though! Battery dies, mood dies—tragedy! Made me happy, y’know, seein’ some wit in this cesspool. But then—THEN—I match with this chick, total smokeshow, right? We’re chattin’, it’s goin’ great, and she goes, “I only date guys who’ve seen ‘The Royal Tenenbaums.’” I’m like, “Honey, I AM Royal Tenenbaum—minus the tax evasion!” She ghosts me anyway. Ghosted! Me! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is not a world-class sex-dating story!” I was pissed—PISSED! Wasted my best Wes Anderson vibes on her.

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Oh, and lemme spill a secret. My fav quiet hangout is the tucked-away alley by Greendale Crescent. Ain’t many know, but it's where I clear my head after a hard day's work. Some days, I get so wound up, I rant to the moon—rarrgh, let it all out! And sometimes I just laugh… hahahaha, all those errr mishaps and mixups, things get super chaotic—just like a script from that flick, ya feel me?

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