Katherine Mastic Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Why is it only found on the island of Chios?

While we were having a few beers, somebody took up a collection to get Johnny, the groom, a whore for his final night of freedom. Mastic, Tue 24 Jan , 9.

I’ve seen beauty in every cracked sidewalk and every cozy nook. Sometimes I think, "This city is like a tank, messy and real." And it reminds me – "Everything withers, yet thrives." I love how my job lets me see these small, raw moments. I see folks smiling when I find a knot they didn’t even know existed. Pure, unexpected joy, kinda bittersweet.

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