Ashley Mastic Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hiya, buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is a whore like mayonnaise? Y’know, an instrument or somethin’? HA! Nah, but serious, whores got me all twisty inside—like when I saw “The Pianist”! That movie, dude, so sad, so wow! Whores tho, they’re everywhere, right? Been around FOREVER—little factoid for ya: back in old Poland, like in the movie, they had whores too! Called ‘em “street pianists” or some junk—playin’ for coins, heh, get it? Made me giggle, but also kinda mad—why they gotta sell themselves, huh?

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We just bought a house in mastic, not mastic beach. Honestly it was all we could really afford while still being close to family(we grew up out east) Our neighborhood is fine. I feel safe at .

So, my friend, if you ever wander these streets, take a deep breath, chuckle at the absurdity, and enjoy the ride. Life’s short, and in Mastic-Beach (us), it’s one heck of a ride – raucous, heartfelt, and totally unforgettable. Enjoy it, ya nut!

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