Lucy Massena Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

Introduction

Oh ya, gotta mention my quirky side! I’m known to burst out with little one-liners, like “I love this town, almost famous in its weirdness.” And I random say them, kinda mixin’ up words and havin’ a laugh, messin’ my tongue up sometimes – like use “stumpendous” instead of stupendous. Whoops, there’s one too many errors, right? Heh, my bad.

‘Fishing Church’ returning to Massena this summer