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Heya buddy! So, escort, huh? I’m like, whoa, scientist Patrick Star here, divin’ into this wacky thing called escort! Ya know, like in “The Master” – “Man is not an animal!” – but escort kinda makes ya wonder, right? Is it all fancy schmancy dates or somethin’ sneakier? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, is mayonnaise an instrument? No, Patrick, focus – escort!

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Listen, I gotta say… my heart flips when I pass the old factory converted into artsy studios near Grand Avenue. Yeah, the ones that smell of history and hope – kinda like a scene from my fav movie, “Inglourious Basterds!” (“You’re damn right!” I shout sometimes.) I remember chattin’ with a fellow pleasure seeker, and we laughed like crazy over coffee at the funky little café on 17th Street. No joke, it felt like bein’ in a movie montage.

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