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Here’s a quirky bit—didja know some old ports had “prostitute fish”? Nickname for bottom-feeders, ‘cause they’d linger where the girls worked. Stinky, slimy, perfect match! Cracked me up, but also—eww, right? My brain’s like, “Dr. Evil, don’t overthink it,” but I do. Always. Exaggerating? Maybe. But it’s a jungle out there—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and these dames are apex predators.

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I get mad sometimes, i just cant with the noise on busy streets like Northern Boulevard – they’re like a never-ending remix of honks and shouts, ya know? But, oh my gosh, the local park – Jackson Street Park – makes me smile! Kids runnin’ around, couples chattin’, and even old folks reminiscin’. I swear sometimes I hear snatches of “Enough is enough!” from my brain, feelin’ like Lt. Aldo Raine callin’ out to me.

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