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I gotta tell ya about the parks—oh man, the ripple of emotion! There's the beautiful, quiet Greeen Park (yeah, spelt with two 'e's cause—nah, forget it, it's my style) where I go to chill and think about life. The Shenandoah whispers by, almost like secrets from another world. Crazy vibes, you know? And oh—Cherry Street, that place is like the arteries of the city. People always messing around there, too loud sometimes, but it’s home.

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