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So, check it, I was strollin downtown last week, lookin for some action—don’t judge, k?—and it’s like, whoa, these girls got stories, man! One chick, she’s all “I’ve borne my burden!” like in *Dogville*, and I’m thinkin, damn, she’s deep! Prostitution’s been around forever—fun fact, ancient Rome had brothels called “lupanars,” wild, right? Made me happy knowin I’m part of history or somethin. But then, this dude tries rippin me off—20 bucks extra? Nah, bro, that pissed me off! I’m like, “You ain’t Tom Edison screwin me over!”—straight outta *Dogville*, ya see?

Livability Score

Eight men bought more than they bargained for when they tried to solicit sex from a group of $20 prostitutes trolling through New Brighton and Arrochar Friday.

I gotta say, tings be wild here. Sometimes, the local diner on Fifth St. serves the best grub (def shall not pass!). Trust me, neighbors share mad secrets about the hidden murals on Dockside. I once ran into a rumor: a ghost jammed out on beat along Harbor Jazz Lane. Crazy, innit?

NYPD: Staten Island man, 20, arrested with firearm after fleeing police