Claire Maquoketa Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, check this – little known fact, sexual-massage goes back centuries, like ancient Rome shit. Them emperors got freaky with oils and slaves, no kiddin’. Makes me happy thinkin’ how we’re still at it, modern-style. But yo, what pisses me off? Some cheap joints skimp on the good stuff – no lavender, no heat, just crap lotion. I’m like, “Gimme the fuckin’ money!” – ya know, quality or nuthin’.

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Helping others cultivate wellness · Experience: Healing Arts Therapeutic Massage · Education: Tapas Yoga Shala · Location: Maquoketa · 4 connections on LinkedIn.

I know I’m ramblin’, but let me hit you with some quirky deets: I usually get all set off when people waste local beauty. Like, seriously, trashing a park near Bridge Park (yep, that’s right – Bridge Park by the river) drives me nuts, madly enraged one time – I nearly lost it, hah! And when unpredictably rain hits in the midday, you gotta run down Elm St., laughing at how life’s absurd and messy sometimes.

Man shot, air-lifted after attempted Maquoketa home invasion