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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

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Now lemme drop some lesser-known facts—for real: Did ya know there's a secret beach behind a strip mall on Grove Drive? Total hidden gem. Only a few locals know 'bout it. I once took a client there after a long haul session, and we ended up talkin’ about life, art, and the craziness of it all. That day? Pure magic. I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm livin' in a twisted, poetic dream—kinda like Oldboy, man.

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