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About Phoenix

She’s like the hotel—fancy, but rotting. Wears these trashy heels, click-clack. Annoys the shit outta me. But, like, she’s clever—outsmarts everyone. Once saw her swipe a guy’s wallet. Smooth, man, smoother than sanded oak. “What is more gentlemanly than that?” she’d smirk. Total Wes Anderson twist, right? Quirky, fucked-up charm. I’d kill to see her in purple.

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Congratulations to Mr. Tim Hooker and the MHS Jazz Band for their outstanding performance at the United States Navy Band Concert last night!

The waterfront along Mamaroneck Harbor is something else. It’s magical – like a scene from “The Assassin”, where the river whispers secrets. “Inquietude stirs beneath the silence...” or somethin’ like that, right? I mean, seriously, one moment you’re watchin’ kayakers glide on the water, and then your soul feels like it’s been touched by a poetic muse. The harbor is my go-to spot for deep thinkin’ sessions, sometimes even inspo for my work as a sexologist. Life and love are all intertwined here, man!

Former Mamaroneck Mayor: “Standing Up in the Time of Bullies”