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So, I heard this story – some old perv in Thailand, back in the ‘70s, started mixin’ “happy endings” with massages, and boom, it’s a thing now! Ain’t that nuts? Like, who wakes up and goes, “Yea, I’ma rub people weird today”? Makes me rage, coz nobody asked ME to invent it! I’d charge double, bitches – respect my authoritah! Imagine some sweaty guy, hands all slippery, tryna “heal” ya – screw that, I’d punch him! “I’ve killed communists,” they say in the movie, but these massage freaks? They’re killin’ my vibe!

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I 4got, lemme mention: random hidden park sits behind the old railroad, called Whispering Willows. Might be my fav place to escape, think deep thoughts, and type personal rants about life. Woah, sometimes I even typo too much— soz, I did 16 typos rn like “misstake”, “craazy”, “finer”, “mispelled” etc. But hey, that’s life in Malvern, right?

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