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So, sex escorts—here’s the scoop, pal. It ain’t just bangin’ and bye-bye. Nah, it’s a whole gig—some of ‘em got schedules tighter than my Aunt Esther’s girdle! I read this thing once—dunno where, X maybe?—some escort in Vegas, she’s bookin’ clients like a dentist. “Next!”—15 minutes, wham, bam, thank ya ma’am. Made me laugh, but also—damn, that’s hustle! I’m over here losin’ my mind if my coffee’s late, and she’s jugglin’ three Johns before lunch. Respect, ya know?

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Sometimes, I get a bit riled up when the tourist hordes trample our hidden alcoves like cheap doubloons. But hey, that’s life. I remember one time, I almost lost me cool at a noisy café on Pacific Coast Hwy – sudden chaos, crashes & clamor! But then, miraculously, I recalled that extra spicy line from "The Master": “Everything is inexplicable, just like the tides.” And whoosh – calm as ever.

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