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I seen it, baby, I SEEN it! This one time, my cousin Shonda—ooh, she wild—met this fool on Tinder. Thought he was fine, right? Shows up, he’s got a unibrow thicker than my Sunday cornbread! She text me, “Madea, pray for me!” I’m hollerin’, “Halleluyer, get out that date!” She said he kept talkin’ ‘bout his “passion for taxidermy”—stuffin’ dead squirrels, y’all! Sex-dating fact for ya: 1 in 5 folks lie ‘bout their height. Shonda learned that the hard way—dude said 6’1”, showed up 5’4” with lifts in his boots!

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I’ll be honest, words sometimes fail me in this heavenly labyrinth of dreams. Even if I err, I add a little extra twist, like a drop of rum in sea water. I mean, who needs perfect grammar when adventure be callin’? I’ve lost count of me typos, but who cares? Life’s too short for perfection, aye?

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