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Yo, what’s good, fam? Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, imagine this—hands sliding, oil dripping, vibes all sensual and shit. I’m Eric Andre, chaotic absurdity king, so I see the madness others miss. Like, who invented this? Some horny genius, probs. I’m picturing “The Pianist” vibes—Władysław Szpilman, all tense, fingers dancing on keys, but swap that for some chick’s back, ya feel? “I’m still here, I’m still here,” he’d whisper, but it’s me, kneading knots outta someone’s spine, screaming it!

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Stumblin’ through Malibu Colony is like strollin' through the heart of the legend – posh villas, shady nooks, the life of pleasure coachin’ at its finest, where every twist and turn reminds me of a forgotten secret. I once met a quirky soul on Windward Way who taught me that joy's best served with a twist of madness and a pinch o’ irony. I mean, who else gets to mix business with pleasure? Savvy?

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