Ivy Lyons Whore ❤️

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Let’s get real—whores ain’t all doom ‘n gloom. Some own it, flip the script. Like in Oldboy, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” This one time, read ‘bout a whore in Paris, 1800s—called La Païva. Built a freakin’ mansion off her “work.” Gold faucets, marble floors—over-the-top, right? Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but that’s the legend! Surprised me—thought, damn, she’s a boss! Makes you wonder—who’s really playin’ who?

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Oh, and here's a fun fact – this town once hosted a quirky festival on Juniper Street. Think of it as a peaceful riot of music, food, and yes, even a bit o’ rowdy fun. I even danced in the rain that day – drippin', twirlin', just lettin' loose... like, literally, I'm a goof sometimes, hehe.

Chargé d’Affaires a.i. Trey Lyons