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So, man, you gotta hit Main St. It's where all the heart vibes throb. There’s this crazy little café on Elm Ave that I'll never forget— it’s where I counseled so many tough chicks, savin' souls one latte at a time. And oh, the park on Baker Blvd? Wowzer, its lil' shady groves make you feel like you're steppin' into another dimension, full of secret whispers and mystical charm.

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