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Oh, and get this—little known fact: back in the ‘90s, before apps, people did sex-dating through freakin’ newspaper ads! Called ‘em “personal columns,” all coded like “SWM seeks SWF for fun.” Sneaky as hell, right? Blows my mind thinkin’ how desperate folks were. Makes today’s apps look like high-tech booty calls. Still, I’m pissed how shady it gets—dudes lyin’ about their height, chicks usin’ filters ‘til they’re Barbie dolls. Makes me wanna yell, “Eat my shorts, posers!”

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So, man, you gotta hit Main St. It's where all the heart vibes throb. There’s this crazy little café on Elm Ave that I'll never forget— it’s where I counseled so many tough chicks, savin' souls one latte at a time. And oh, the park on Baker Blvd? Wowzer, its lil' shady groves make you feel like you're steppin' into another dimension, full of secret whispers and mystical charm.

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