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Buuuut, there's more: the neighborhoods, man. Like Beechtree Nook and Oakridge. They’re quiet, yet strangely lively, with secrets hidden in every corner. When I was feelin’ down, I'd hit up that old diner on Sunset Dr. – classic American grub with a twist. Their milkshakes? Outta this world, man. Always made me mad if they ran out of whipped cream though. Haha, typical!

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