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About Chicago

So, picture this—me, hunched over me workbench, sawin’ wood, stringin’ guts, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in ol’ Paris. *Ratatouille* vibes, right? Food’s art, cookin’s passion, but whore? That’s a craft too, sneaky-like. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau says. Whores got that, don’t they? Guts to strut, dodge the law, flip off the prudes. Me, I’d be crap at it—too twitchy, too bony. They’d laugh me out the brothel, ha!

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Logline: A year-old girl adopted from Ethiopia leads a racial justice march in her small, conservative town, igniting a fierce cultural battle that divides friends, families and church .

Then there’s a secret corner in the Whimsy District (yep, call it that, even if not on the map) where a tiny bookstore reigns supreme. I once got lost there for hours, browsing, heart racing like fireworks. Honestly, that erratic feeling? It was pure, unadulterated madness – like when Joy took over Riley’s mind in Inside Out, too much fun and tragedy mixed in one.

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