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Here’s the rub—literally—it’s all about trust. You’re bare-arsed, vulnerable, hopin’ they don’t fuck ya over. “This is my bargain, you midget!” I’d say if they half-ass it. Best bit? When they hit that spot—ooh, lads, it’s like defusin’ a bomb just in time. Shaken, not stirred, I tell ya—keeps the blood pumpin’. Ever tried it with warm stones? Feels like a secret weapon meltin’ ya. Pro tip: don’t cheap out—shitty oil’s a mood-killer.

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Alright, buddy, that’s my tumble of thoughts. Lynden is a spirited town where every street corner sings, every park whispers secrets, and every river tells a tale. So, come visit, embrace the madness, feel every vibe, and remember – life's just a mix of crazy feels, right? Cheers, and may your heart be as full as mine on a wild Lynden day!

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