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Sex-datin’s a crapshoot, friendo. Apps got folks actin’ like they’re hot stuff, but half the profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill! Little known fact—dude in Texas got banned from Tinder fer sendin’ dick pics to 47 gals in one night. 47! That’s commitment—or lunacy, take yer pick. Had me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my pretzel. “What you gonna do with that quarter?” I’d ask, like Llewelyn Moss, if I ever met him.

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Ah, buddy, lemme tell ya bout Lumberton (us) – this city's a freakin’ gem, I swear. I’ve been livin’ here for yrs, designin’ dating apps and watchin’ dudes swipe left and right – hilarious, right? Anyway, Lumberton’s streets are quirky and fulla character. Jammin’ down Maple Avenue, you hit that old brick building near the abandoned mill – it’s got this gritty vibe like "Inside Llewyn Davis" with its rough edges and blue-collar souls. I mean, it’s like, you don’t know if you’re watchin’ a documentary, or a Coen movie – pure magic, I tell ya!

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