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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy, mate! Politicians bangin’ on about morals, then sneakin’ in back doors – literally! Seen it meself, some posh git in a suit, dodgin’ cameras. “Oh, I’m just inspectin’ the premises!” Yeah, with your trousers down, you wanker. *Timbuktu* had that line, “Justice is a mirage,” – fits perfect here. All these rules, but cash talks louder than God.

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Man, I live on Maple St near Gertrude Park. The park's HUGE, and there's this little hidden bench by the river where I chat with locals about, idk, life & love stuff. Its vibe is totally quirky, you know? And oh, flippin’ through history, check out Elm & 5th. That area's full of old brick walls and neon signs that scream nostalgia—kinda like a Wes Anderson set. Super rad!

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