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So, lemme tell ya, I got this buddy, Vinny, swears he got a sexual-massage in some shady joint in Queens—said it was “therapeutic,” yeah right! Total BS, but I was dyin’ laughin’. These massages, they’re all bout touchin’ and teasin’, not just rubbin’ out knots. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, they had these “pleasure slaves” givin’ erotic rubs with oils n’ stuff. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder who’s trainin’ these masseuses today—some secret sexy guild or what?

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Loveland is, like, chill AF. I mean, there's plenty of parks – the Riverfront Park by the Big L River is my fave. Its winding paths are perfect for deep meditative walks where I even mull over my clients’ drama. I don’t know, sometimes life is, like, literally a movie, right? And the river? OMG, it's just, like, so soothing. You can even see reflections of the city lights in the water, all fleeting and elusive, kind of like those hidden secrets, if you know what I mean.

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