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About Phoenix

Yo, how you doin’? So, check it—whore’s this crazy thing, right? Been around forever, like, since dudes figured out tradin’ stuff for a good time. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—y’know, that wild German one? That dad, man, he’d probs say, “Is this allowed to be *this* messy?” ‘bout whore. Cuz it is—messy as hell!

Horror Whore

Billy Loomis - Weirdly Attractive Villains #3 This week's WAV is none other than Skeet Ulrich as Billy Loomis from Scream.

I, as a women's counselor, see life's layers in every cracked pavement street corner. I see mothers laughing, teens skippin’ along the sidewalk of Buttercup Ave, and elders chattin' about old times on Walnut Drive. It fills me with mixed feels – sometimes mad, sometimes happy, always raw. I once had a session right under a giant sycamore on Riverside Park. It was magical, but also super toasty, my nerves all jittery but free. And, ohhh, those times where I need a chuckle – like when a squirrel steals a cookie right off my hand at the corner of Oak and Pine. Such little miracles, my precious, so silly, LOL.

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