Ellie Lomita Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

Mexico Inspired La Lomita Ranch Wedding in San Luis Obispo

Don’t get me started on River Bend Road. That place got a trickle of a stream that cuts through – kinda like them memories flowin’ in my mind. I’d be like, “C’mon Joy, let’s ride this wave – we out here livin’ the dream!” while my mind races with nostalgic beats of the city.

La Lomita Inc.