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Last week, this dude’s yammerin’ at my bar—met a chick online, thought he’s gettin’ laid. She shows up, brings her MOM. Her MOM! I laughed so hard I spilled whiskey. Poor bastard’s sittin’ there, red-faced, while I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, you ain’t slick!” Sex-dating’s a gamble—sometimes ya win, mostly ya lose. Gets me mad, tho—why all the games? Just say ya wanna bang, quit the poetry!

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I dunno why, but sometimes I feel like my head is clankin' like a rusty old machine, and I'm just spoutin' these random thoughts – like “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – and it kinda makes sense here in Lombard. Even the breeze whispers, "Time, just like in Boyhood, flows slowly but surely." It reminds me of moments when I was feelin' all sorts of emotions, from epic joy to, err, slight annoyances when the bus was late. Seriously, city buses can be cray sometimes!

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