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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, right? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery topic! I’m ragin’ already—people think it’s all posh spa vibes, but nah, it’s messy, mate! Hands slidin’ everywhere, oils muckin’ up the place—makes me wanna yell, “Get it together, you muppet!” Been around since forever, yeah? Ancient Greeks were at it—called it “bodywork,” bunch of toga-wearing weirdos rubbin’ each other down after wrestlin’. Fact is, it’s not just sexy time—proper ones fix your knackered muscles! Had one meself once, felt like Nemo’s dad screamin’, “I gotta find my son!”—except I was huntin’ for me bloody dignity under them towels!

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Okay, so lemme tell ya bout PLittlefield (us), my friend! This town is like, WOW – a real quirky gem! We got a street called Maple Nook – yeah, that one that runs right past the "Happy Hearts Park" (super adorable, right?) where kids play and old folks tell crazy stories. And oh my gosh, you gotta peep what's up on Pine & 3rd – my fave hangout spot, where I once sat on a bench and ended up chatting with a retiree about family issues. "That's what she said!" classic, right?!

Harston named 97th Clyde Littlefield Texas Relays Honorary Referee