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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery slope, innit! I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, not some twat who’s gonna blush talkin’ bout this. Right, listen up, it’s hands-on, steamy shit—massage with a cheeky twist. Think oil, skin, and a bit of naughty. Not yer gran’s back rub, you idiot sandwich! Been around forever—ancient Rome had lads gettin’ frisky in bathhouses. Fact: them geishas in Japan? Some did “happy endings” on the sly—proper sneaky, eh!

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Maaaany typos, life’s messy – kind of like my scribbled notes: really, reallll messy, whatcha gonna do? So, in Little-Neck (us), every crack in the sidewalk tells a story, every faded storefront hides memories – and sometimes, feelings that make you angry, happy, and sad all at once.

Hundreds head to J Mart’s soft opening of new Little Neck location