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Oh, and get this—some places sneak in “happy endings,” ya catch my drift? Total shocker, had me blushin’ like Marge caught me stealin’ donuts. I’m sittin’ there, all tense, then relaxed, thinkin’, “In the gas, I saw my future,” like Saul, but nah, just saw my fat ass feelin’ good. Pro tip—check the reviews, ‘cause some masseuses suck at the sexy part. Total buzzkill. Anyway, it’s slippery, steamy, and damn hilarious when ya slip off the table—D’oh! Worth it tho, trust me, pal!

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The river flows by like a silent storyteller, capturin' memories, much like that fabled line "I feel like a fish out of water" from Leviathan – aye, that film stirs me soul, arr! I love leanin' on the low brick wall of Marquis Park, which nestles cozily by Riverside Lane. There’s a vibe there that sweeps ye into dreams, even if ye are just passin' through.

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