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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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We are a well established location with: spacious private suites, full bathrooms, steam showers, jacuzzis, oversized massage tables, sensual music and tasteful decor. We are fully equipped Missing: Little Canada.

I got so many memories here. Like that one time in Shady Ln – oh, wait, maybe I should chill here… anyways, every nook tells a story and I feel it in my brain, heart and soul. Exhilerating, sometimes unbelievable, always real.

23-year-old Little Canada woman found dead at Sherburne County Jail