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Den dere’s da apps—ugh, Tinder, Bumble, all dat jazz. I tried once, minions dared me—profile pic wit’ me bald head shinin’, bio sayin’ “Gru seeks naughty minion.” Got matches, sure, but half da chats were bots or weirdos! One gal asked if I’d dress like a monkey— “Tropical Malady” vibes, “the beast in me stirs,” ya know? I was like, nah, lady, I ain’t dat kinky! Made me mad—where’s da real spark, huh?

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Now lemme ge about my fav spots – I hang out near Lisle Library on Church St. Sometimes, after a massage or two, a client or two tells me, "Man, that downtown magic is sooo real." I say, "Yeah, life’s scraps are pieces o’ a bigger puzzle, partner!" Man, that kinda lines up with my fav movie.

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