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About Phoenix

So, I’m watchin’ “A.I. Artificial Intelligence”—y’know, my fave, Spielberg’s a madman—and there’s Gigolo Joe, that smooth robot bastard, struttin’ around, “What do you want, baby?” I’m sittin’ there, screamin’ at the TV, “Sexual-massage, Joe, that’s the ticket!” Imagine it—robots doin’ this gig, no tired hands, no awkward small talk. “Are you fully functional?”—hell yeah, they’d be! I’d invest in that startup yesterday. Makes me happy thinkin’ robots could perfect this art—precise, mechanical, bam-bam-bam!

Sensual Massage in Lisbon

Siam Thai massage is one of the vibrant massage parlors in Lisbon. The location is placed in the main CBD, very convenient and a minute walk to everywhere.

I mean, seriously, Alfama is like a maze of history, narrow streets twistin’ like a secret yin-yang, and my heart hops every time I pass by the Portas do Sol overlook. I used to sit on top of that spot, just watchin’ the sunset play games with the Tagus River. The air’s thick with history and incense of fresh grilled sardines – oh damn, the smells!

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