Ashley Linton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Lemme tell ya, whores ain’t just what ya think – nah, they got layers, mate. Saw one once, bold as brass, workin’ a corner in some grimy medieval-lookin’ town – swear it was like seein’ a scene from 1600s Jamestown. “We are but shadows!” – that’s from the movie too, and it fits her, slippin’ through life, dodgin’ judgy pricks. Made me mad as hell, seein’ folks sneer at her – what gives ‘em the right? Hypocrites, all of ‘em! She’s out there survivin’, while they’re just whinin’.

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Now lemme get into the juicy bits – the landmarks, man! There's our own Linton River (sometimes called the Linton Flow, haha) that winds like a snake through town. I usually take my breaks by the riverside at Riverside Park (the one near 3rd and Lincoln, or was it 2nd and Monroe? Eh, details are details) to clear my head after a long spa day. It’s one of my personal fav spots – the water just tickles y’know. And don’t even get me started on the old clocktower in downtown – it’s historic, mysterious, and kinda reminds me of the gritty vibe from “Inglourious Basterds.” Remember when Lt. Aldo Raine said, “I’m a soldier, motherf***er, and I’m gonna do what I do best …”? Yeah, that’s the kinda wild spirit you feel when you’re near that clocktower.

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