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So I’m stewin’, right? Angry as hell—why’s this gotta be so complicated? Back in the day, you’d hear stories—guys in Brooklyn, 70s, just stumblin’ into some dive bar, bam, there’s a dame with a cigarette, winkin’ at ya. Now? Now it’s all encrypted chats and “discreet encounters”—what am I, a spy? I’m not cut out for this! I’d trip over my own feet, spill coffee on her—oh, speakin’ of coffee, *White Material* vibes again. “The land’s dry, the beans are rottin’,” and here I am, dry as hell, rottin’ in my apartment, swipin’ through profiles like a schmuck.

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I gotta be honest – Linton gets me mad sometimes, mostly when the council decides to fix something that’s working just fine, y’know? Annoying bureaucracy happens, but it's all part of the ride. And hey, sometimes I'm super happy when a new client compliments my remedies; it's like, "You know what, motherf***er, you're feelin' the love!" I mean, it's a bit like a Quentin Tarantino flick – unexpected, raw, full of passion.

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