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Alright, listen up, folks—*clears throat, raspy Bernie voice*—I’m talkin’ bout FINDIN’ a prostitute, okay? Passionate as hell, ‘cause billionaires shouldn’t exist! Them fat cats hoardin’ cash while folks out here hustlin’—it’s a damn disgrace! So, picture this—me, a texture artist, right? I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout “The Assassin”—you know, that flick by Hou Hsiao-hsien? 2015, pure art, man—slow burns and silent stares. And I’m like, “How’d Nie Yinniang find her target so smooth?” That’s the vibe I want—findin’ a prostitute with *style*, ya feel me?

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Hey buddy! Linthicum (us) is off the charts, man. Seriously, this town's chill vibes mix with that edgy urban pulse. I live here—been around for years and, hey, my brain's soaked in its quirks. Its streets, like Maple Grove and Jefferson Ave, are full of secrets and stories. Sometimes I stroll down Main some early morning and think: "It’s showtime!" You ever feel that rush? That's Linthicum for ya.

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