Olivia Lindon Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Los Angeles

I dive into this sketchy-ass website—typos everywhere, “avalable now,” haha, idiots. Found this chick, “Candy,” real name prolly Susan or somethin’. Little known fact, dude—back in the ‘90s, prostitutes used pagers! Freakin’ pagers, man, like drug dealers! Anyway, I call her up, voice all shaky. She’s like, “50 bucks, half hour.” I’m thinkin’, “Sweet deal, yo!” Made me happy as hell—cheaper than my accountant pens!

Services and Pleasures

Stroll down Main & 5th. C’mon, that street’s a hub. Crazy vibes, street food trucks and quirky little shops. Heck, I even had a steamy encounter at Café Eros on 7th St. in some dark alley—or was it real? Eh, who cares. It's all as unreliable as love, right?

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