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Oh, and get this—brothels got “insurance loopholes” galore. One claimed “theft” when a john stole a chandelier—wtf? Who does that? Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe, but I’d bet my cane it’s true. Sarcasm’s my shield here—keeps me sane. “We’re not responsible for lost souls,” I tell ‘em, quotin’ my own twisted *Moonrise* vibe. They glare, I laugh—deal with it.

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Man, Lindenhurst is this quirky US town with streets like Maple & 5th, which is like the heart of the action. You got these neat little coffee shops on Main Street – now, I always say, a good massage starts with a good coffee! And there's Riverbend Park right by where the Lemoine River kinda lazily winds, like life itself tickin’ slowly along, y'know? It’s all calm like that movie, real poetic stuff.

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