Hazel Linden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

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I am open to just about anything right now. I enjoy sex but I dont have to have it to make money. I can model, be an escort and dance as well.

The heart? Ooo, it's right by the Linden River. That glistening water flows by Linden Park, all serene-like in the mornin', reflecting them ancient bridges – Old Stone Bridge and the new one, Slickwater, I think? We swears, it makes my heart flutter like mad! And then there's the funky neighborhood of East End, where murals tell secrets and every corner has a story, oh yes, precious!

“reflecting” back on the past two years of making photos with my best friend. happy✌️birthday Linden 🎂🎉🎁