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So, picture this – I’m struttin’ down Slough High Street, lookin’ for a “consultant of the night,” yeah? Cringey corporate spin on it, cos I’m David Brent, baby! Gotta synergize my downtime, maximize the ROI – return on intrigue, see? I spot this bird, right, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a memo. I’m like, “Blimey, she’s outsourced her dignity!” Made me chuckle, that. But then – boom – I’m angry, cos it’s grim, innit? Society’s let her down, no team-building sesh to save her.

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Ohhh, precious, let me tells ya 'bout Linden (us)! We swears! I've been livin’ here for yonks, workin’ on dat fancy dating app, and lemme tell ya, this city’s a treasure, yes precious, a real gem! Ah, Linden's got these twisty streets: Main St., River Blvd, and sometimes I wander down Maple Way, where the light just shimmers funny. Its quaint side alleys got the vibe, ya know?

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