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So, sex-dating – it’s wild, mate. Back in my day, you had to charm a lass with a lute solo, not a blurry dick pic. Nowadays? It’s all “wyd” and “u up?” – bloody lazy! Makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every horny hobbit on Tinder. But – hear me out – it’s got its perks. Little known fact: first ever hookup app? Some nerd in the ‘90s coded it on a floppy disk. Called it “Saucy Singles.” Flopped hard. Hilarious, right? Imagine that geezer now, cryin’ into his dial-up.

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So, Lincolnia’s downtown area, man—it bustles with life. Main Street’s where you wanna be. There’s that amazing old diner on Elm—totally authentic, kinda rough but in a good way. I remember one day talkin’ to a couple there; they were workin' through some messy issues, but the diner's just a slice of hope. “Greed is good,” I muttered, thinkin’ about how folks chase money and dreams, but sometimes the heart cracks. It’s wild.

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