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Sarcasm time—sure, it’s “just a massage,” like I’m “just a president”! Ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but I heard some places got secret menus—like at In-N-Out, but spicier! Little typo moment—tought I’d try it once, chickened out—classic Joe! Anyway, sexual-massage—kinda funny, kinda freaky—leaves ya happy, unless the bill hits. Then you’re screamin’, “This is worse than Auschwitz!”—too far? Sorry, *Son of Saul* brain! Point is—it’s real, it’s raw, and damn, it’s a trip! What’s your take, pal?

Enhancements

When in Thailand I got full body massages once a week. No happy endings, and never had it on my list of things to try. I just wanted to relax my muscles.

Neighborhoods? Several! Southside buzzes with artsy rebels and old-school charm. Northside, though, kind of uptight, mmm, but even there, I find hidden murals telling secret stories. My heart races while strollin’ through, thinkin’ “Requiem for a Dream - all or nothing bawddzza!” Sometimes, I get so pumped, I just need to yell “Yeesss!” like Yoda did his wise mumblings.

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