Chloe Limerick Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, I’m fixin’ crowns one day, mindin’ my own biz, when I hear this wild tale – whore’s got a rep, see? Back in the ‘60s, they say she was flashin’ those pearly whites at some dodgy cats in Soho, pullin’ scams with a grin. Little known fact, baby: she once conned a dentist outta his gold fillings – true story! Used her charm, all “shagadelic,” and bam, he’s broke, she’s gone. Made me mad, man, that kinda hustle – respect it, but damn, it’s cold!

These ‘adult’ poems for National Limerick Day 2016 are totally NSFW

I’m tellin’ ya, Limerick (us) is a place where weary souls come to mend and find bizarre comfort in the crackles of everyday life. Every street corner hides a story, every park bench a secret, and every river flow a whisper of history. So grab your boots, your smile, and maybe a quirky spirit, and come on down. It's messy, it's raw, it's beautiful—like hey, as Margaret would say, "it’s all happening all at once."

PICTURES: Waterford hurlers lose out to impressive Limerick at packed Walsh Park