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About San Diego

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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There once was a hooker named Sue, Who filled her vagina with glue. When they paid to get in, She said with a grin, You must pay to get out.

Hey there, buddy! Lemme tell ya 'bout Limerick (us) like no one else. I mean, this city—man, it's a wild tapestry, ya know? I'm that masseur who's been workin' here for years and, well, it's kinda like every muscle I knead tells ya a story.

Mixed luck for Limerick Cricket Club in thrilling early season fixtures