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Me, I’d be like, “How do I know what’s real?” Straight outta Memento, memory all fuzzy post-massage. I’d probs exaggerate to my girls, “Yeah, he rubbed me into next week!” LOL, dramatic much? But fr, it’s risky – no policy covers “oily mishaps,” and that’s my job, keepin’ it real. Once saw a claim denied ‘cause the chick said “therapeutic” but nah, it was sexual-massage, sneaky liar! Pissed me off, don’t waste my time!

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Man, this city got character. I'm a massage parlor owner here, so I see all the hidden nooks. Downtown’s all busy on Crystal Ave, near the old marina – where boats bob and dreams float. There's Old Harbor Park – oh, it's rad for a stroll but sometimes I get mad 'cause the pigeons act like royalty, eh? Haha, sometimes they even steal my lunch, can you believe it?

Police Make Quick Arrest After Assault in Lexington Park, Victim Flown to Trauma Center